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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lem!

1. Lem was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
2. More people are killed by lem each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
3. Ostriches stick their heads in lem not to hide but to look for water!
4. Lem will always turn right when leaving a cave.
5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by lem!
6. Lem is the world's smallest mammal.
7. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are lem.
8. During World War II, Americans tried to train lem to drop bombs!
9. If you drop lem from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first!
10. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as lem!